{"id":4880,"date":"2023-11-26T20:26:23","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:26:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=4880"},"modified":"2023-11-27T23:13:08","modified_gmt":"2023-11-27T23:13:08","slug":"christmas-dinner","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/c-poems\/christmas-dinner\/","title":{"rendered":"Christmas Dinner"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Christmas Dinner<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on December 25, 2010.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nThe sausages are ready first<br \/>\nSome home made chippolatas burst<br \/>\nThe shorter, fatter, rounder sort<br \/>\nAre English pork well soused in port<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s venison with French red wine<br \/>\nThey&#8217;re deeper brown and smell divine<br \/>\nThe pigs in blankets came unwrapped<br \/>\nAnd half the Christmas breadsticks snapped<br \/>\nA dozen tatties crisp and gold<br \/>\nAnd parsnips far too hot to hold<br \/>\nI&#8217;m carving turkey, brown or white?<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s Christmas please don&#8217;t be polite<br \/>\nIf you want more just sing out loud<br \/>\nThat Norfolk farmer should be proud<br \/>\nWe&#8217;ve carrots,broccoli, sprouts and peas<br \/>\nAdd Yorkshire pud and its a squeeze<br \/>\nTo fit the goodies on each plate<br \/>\nAnd indigestion is our fate!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Christmas Dinner by cricketjeff on December 25, 2010.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved The sausages are ready first Some home made chippolatas burst The shorter, fatter, rounder sort Are English pork well soused in port There&#8217;s venison with French red wine They&#8217;re deeper brown and smell divine The pigs in blankets came unwrapped And [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9696,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-4880","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4880","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4880"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4880\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6628,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4880\/revisions\/6628"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9696"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4880"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}