{"id":4891,"date":"2023-11-26T20:26:23","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:26:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=4891"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:00:01","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:00:01","slug":"ideally-placed","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/i-poems\/ideally-placed\/","title":{"rendered":"Ideally Placed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Ideally Placed<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on January 1, 2011.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nIf her chest has words to say you can&#8217;t ignore &#8217;em<br \/>\nAnd to look the other way would just be rude<br \/>\nThough she could have found another place to store &#8217;em<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s really not my habit to intrude<\/p>\n<p>Every man alive must love communication<br \/>\nAnd a lot of us love shapely ladies too<br \/>\nSo these t-shirts are a sweet accumulation<br \/>\nOf a couple of our fav&#8217;rite things to do<\/p>\n<p>And the fact the settings beautifully curvy<br \/>\nDoesn&#8217;t mean the message isn&#8217;t worth the read<br \/>\nIt would be a fool who called a reader pervy<br \/>\nFor conforming to a basic human need<\/p>\n<p>So if it says &#8220;The Pretty Pussycat&#8217;s Best Dancer&#8221;<br \/>\nOr she favours making love instead of war<br \/>\nYou should never be ashamed to be a glancer<br \/>\nAfter all that&#8217;s what the words were put there for<\/p>\n<p>If she didn&#8217;t want you looking at her assets<br \/>\nShe would surely not have sought to advertise<br \/>\nYou have to pay attention to these facets<br \/>\nIf you wish the girls to think that you are wise!<\/p>\n<p> Author notes<br \/>\nA Question of Propriety<\/p>\n<p>If girls are wearing slogans on their chests,<br \/>\nis it OK for me to read their breasts?<\/p>\n<p>Which was a contest prompt, but then I read the rules and this poem was too<br \/>\nlong so I created a shorter version here<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ideally Placed by cricketjeff on January 1, 2011.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved If her chest has words to say you can&#8217;t ignore &#8217;em And to look the other way would just be rude Though she could have found another place to store &#8217;em It&#8217;s really not my habit to intrude Every man alive [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9718,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-4891","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4891","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4891"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4891\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6618,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4891\/revisions\/6618"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4891"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}