Ideally Placed (Abridged Edition)
\nby cricketjeff on January 1, 2011.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nIf her chest has words to say you can’t ignore ’em,
\nAnd to look the other way would just be rude.
\nThough she could have found another place to store ’em
\nIt is really not my habit to intrude.<\/p>\n
Just the fact the setting’s beautifully curvy
\nDoesn’t mean the message isn’t worth the read,
\nIt would be a fool who called a reader pervy
\nFor conforming to a basic human need.<\/p>\n
If it says “The Pretty Pussycat’s best Dancer”
\nOr she’s “all for making love instead of war”,
\nYou should never be ashamed to be a glancer,
\nAfter all that’s what the words were put there for.<\/p>\n
If she didn’t want you looking at her assets,
\nShe would not have placed her views upon their facets!<\/p>\n
Author notes
\nA Question of Propriety<\/p>\n
If girls are wearing slogans on their chests,
\nis it OK for me to read their breasts?<\/p>\n
(A shortened version to meet contest requirements, the full version is here)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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