{"id":4935,"date":"2023-11-26T20:26:03","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:26:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=4935"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:56:38","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:56:38","slug":"ready-for-work","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/r-poems\/ready-for-work\/","title":{"rendered":"Ready for Work"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Ready for Work<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on February 2, 2011.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nPreparing for punters in Mucking<br \/>\nA brass gave her best bits a ducking<br \/>\nThe next act was taxing<br \/>\nBrazilian waxing<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s plucking for sucking and fucking!<\/p>\n<p> Author notes<br \/>\n&#8220;brass&#8221; is London slang for a &#8220;lady of the night&#8221;. Mucking is a village in<br \/>\nEssex<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ready for Work by cricketjeff on February 2, 2011.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved Preparing for punters in Mucking A brass gave her best bits a ducking The next act was taxing Brazilian waxing That&#8217;s plucking for sucking and fucking! Author notes &#8220;brass&#8221; is London slang for a &#8220;lady of the night&#8221;. Mucking is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9738,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-4935","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4935","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4935"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4935\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6573,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4935\/revisions\/6573"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9738"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4935"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}