Meeting an Old Friend
\nby cricketjeff on February 5, 2011.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nOutside the bar he met a man
\nHe hadn’t seen for years
\nThey talked about their teacher “Stan”
\nAnd drank some tasty beers<\/p>\n
Then Peter (that’s the old friend’s name)
\nSaid he was into sports
\nThey talked about last weekend’s game
\nAnd started drinking shorts<\/p>\n
The finer points of girls they’d known
\nDiana was divine
\nThey ordered pizza on the phone
\nAnd drank a bit of wine<\/p>\n
They almost fought about Michelle
\nA beauty both men “knew”
\nWho dated both for quite a spell
\n(Another beer or two)<\/p>\n
“I love you Dave” (That’s Peter’s mate)
\n“I’ll tell you what I think”
\n“The rest was good b-but you was grate”
\n“Les ava novva drink”<\/p>\n
And Peter belched and Dave guffawed
\n“Yore gisdusting you nit!”
\nAnd Pete drank more while Dave just snored
\n“I wannnnnna Jinnann it”<\/p>\n
“We’ll ought to do tonight, yore really grate yoo-yoo know”
\n“We’ll do tonniiiiyte agane neggssweek”
\n“Doz you merember Flo?”
\n“I kan’t mebemrer owdo speak”
\n“prehapps is dime tooo go”<\/p>\n
“Bufirst an uudder forder\u00a0 rode”
\n“No wait hang on …
\nERrrmmm
\n“Buffirst an udder for der rode”
\n“For yewbud noffer me”
\n“I’m stay yin erewen yove ave goed”
\n“We’re in myouse yew zee!”<\/p>\n
THUMP
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