Random Words at 2:04
\nby cricketjeff on March 3, 2011.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nIt’s two-O-four
\nYou’re on the floor
\nSurprised you made it through the door
\nYou came home smashed
\nAnd simply crashed
\nSo now you’ve woken up abashed
\nYour addled head
\nShould be in bed
\nOr you will wish to wake up dead
\nA rapid wash
\nMore like a splosh
\nThen out again as though by cosh
\nTomorrow’s pain
\nWill fill your brain
\nWith promises of “ne’er again”
\nBut you’re not fooled
\nYou’ll still be ruled
\nBy nights of getting nicely fuelled
\nIt’s who you are
\nThe party star
\nThe wine and cocktail commissar
\nIt’s clear you’re mad
\nA likely lad
\nYou’ll have to change when you’re a Dad!<\/p>\n
Author notes
\nI woke up (having fallen asleep on my chair) and the clock said 2:0, but I
\nhadn’t been drinking or even out on the town, just played with the words.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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