{"id":4995,"date":"2023-11-26T20:26:03","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:26:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=4995"},"modified":"2023-11-27T23:13:08","modified_gmt":"2023-11-27T23:13:08","slug":"convenience-store","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/c-poems\/convenience-store\/","title":{"rendered":"Convenience Store"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Convenience Store<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on March 16, 2011.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nHe soon found that armfuls of candy<br \/>\nWould always make Mandy feel randy.<br \/>\nThe girl of his dreams<br \/>\nJust adores walnut creams;<br \/>\nHis Dad owns a sweet shop, how handy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Convenience Store by cricketjeff on March 16, 2011.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved He soon found that armfuls of candy Would always make Mandy feel randy. The girl of his dreams Just adores walnut creams; His Dad owns a sweet shop, how handy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9696,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-4995","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4995","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4995"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4995\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6513,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4995\/revisions\/6513"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9696"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4995"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}