{"id":4997,"date":"2023-11-26T20:26:02","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:26:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=4997"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:56:38","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:56:38","slug":"red-nosed-cakes","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/r-poems\/red-nosed-cakes\/","title":{"rendered":"Red Nosed Cakes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Red Nosed Cakes<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on March 17, 2011.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\n[Posts%20by%20cricketjeff%201_files\/278.jpg]<\/p>\n<p>What everyone knows is<br \/>\nThat cakes with red noses<br \/>\nAre sweeter<br \/>\nSo eat a<br \/>\nRed nosed cake today<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re on a diet<br \/>\nYou just have to try it<br \/>\nThey&#8217;re slimmer<br \/>\nThan grimmer<br \/>\nFaced cakes any day<\/p>\n<p>Before you can try one<br \/>\nYou will have to buy one<br \/>\nI tell yer<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll sell yer<br \/>\nA cracker today<\/p>\n<p>Just make a donation<br \/>\nWithout reservation<br \/>\nNo set price<br \/>\nBut they&#8217;re nice<br \/>\nSo pay lots today<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s also a raffle<br \/>\nSo someone can snaffle<br \/>\nThe large sized<br \/>\nNot barge sized<br \/>\nCakes seen here today<\/p>\n<p>I won&#8217;t think you&#8217;re greedy<br \/>\nJust helping the needy<br \/>\nIf you eat<br \/>\nWhat two eat<br \/>\nOn some other day<\/p>\n<p>They look rather funny<br \/>\nI hope they raise money<br \/>\nAnd after<br \/>\nThe laughter<br \/>\nHelp someone today<\/p>\n<p> Author notes<br \/>\nThere are now 2 small cakes left (been on sale 45 mins) and the two large cakes<br \/>\nare being raffled, \u00a350 raised so far<\/p>\n<p>Go to www.rednoseday.com for details of why I&#8217;m doing it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Red Nosed Cakes by cricketjeff on March 17, 2011.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved [Posts%20by%20cricketjeff%201_files\/278.jpg] What everyone knows is That cakes with red noses Are sweeter So eat a Red nosed cake today If you&#8217;re on a diet You just have to try it They&#8217;re slimmer Than grimmer Faced cakes any day Before you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9738,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-4997","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4997","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4997"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4997\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6511,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4997\/revisions\/6511"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9738"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4997"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}