Chameleon
\nby cricketjeff on March 20, 2011.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nShe’s a girl who’s like the weather
\nChanges everything each week
\nFirst she’s tearing out her tether
\nThen she’s diffident and meek
\nBut there’s always been a constant
\n\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 in her inconsistent life
\nShe’s a better friend than anybody’s wife<\/p>\n
On a Monday she’s a riot
\nDrinking double rum and cokes
\nBut by Thursday she must diet
\nTo impress some hopeless blokes
\nBut she’ll call me on her mobile
\n\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 if I need to have a chat
\nOr she thinks nobody loves her ’cause she’s fat<\/p>\n
If she falls in love on Tuesday
\nWith a Michael or a Don
\nWhen it comes to “time to choose day”
\nShe’ll be spending time with John
\nHer next text may be a tearful
\n\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 he was just the man for me
\nBut more than love she loves her liberty<\/p>\n
When we met she was a redhead
\nThen a brunette now a blonde
\nStill a passionate come-to-bed-head
\nAlways ready to respond
\nThough she’ll never be my lover
\n\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 I know everything she feels
\nAnd I love the changing faces she reveals<\/p>\n
Author notes
\nI must stress here that this is NOT about anyone!!!
\nI heard the phrase “she changes like the weather” and I wrote that, there are a
\nfew slices of different people I know, some male some female some I still know
\nand some I haven’t seen in years, it’s fiction guys!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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