{"id":5012,"date":"2023-11-26T20:26:02","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:26:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=5012"},"modified":"2023-11-27T23:13:08","modified_gmt":"2023-11-27T23:13:08","slug":"corporate-ethics-in-the-modern-age","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/c-poems\/corporate-ethics-in-the-modern-age\/","title":{"rendered":"Corporate Ethics in the Modern Age"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Corporate Ethics in the Modern Age<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on March 29, 2011.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nIf you OS isn&#8217;t working,<br \/>\nSue your users!<br \/>\nThere are difficulties lurking,<br \/>\nSue your users!<br \/>\nIf your profits are not stellar,<br \/>\nDo not blame the finance feller,<br \/>\nJust start phoning up your lawyers,<br \/>\nSue your users!<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;ve sold them what they needed,<br \/>\nSue your users!<br \/>\nIf your pleas are hardly heeded,<br \/>\nSue your users!<br \/>\nIf they moan you stole their features,<br \/>\nJust despise the foolish creatures,<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ve a block of high price lawyers,<br \/>\nSue your users<\/p>\n<p>You won&#8217;t need to prove they did it,<br \/>\nSue your users!<br \/>\nLack of evidence? They hid it!<br \/>\nSue your users!<br \/>\nThere are judges who will back you,<br \/>\nAnd your company won&#8217;t sack you,<br \/>\nGive more money to your lawyers,<br \/>\nSue your users!<\/p>\n<p> Author notes<br \/>\nSony&#8217;s US games division has sued a New Jersey man for modifying his own<br \/>\nPlaystation 3 to put back the advertised features an update removed &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Corporate Ethics in the Modern Age by cricketjeff on March 29, 2011.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved If you OS isn&#8217;t working, Sue your users! There are difficulties lurking, Sue your users! If your profits are not stellar, Do not blame the finance feller, Just start phoning up your lawyers, Sue your users! If [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9696,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-5012","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5012","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5012"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5012\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6496,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5012\/revisions\/6496"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9696"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5012"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}