{"id":5024,"date":"2023-11-26T20:26:02","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:26:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=5024"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:45:34","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:45:34","slug":"meringues","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/m-poems\/meringues\/","title":{"rendered":"Meringues!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Meringues!<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on April 8, 2011.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nI bought a meringue and the inside was sticky<br \/>\nThe outside explosive so eating was tricky<br \/>\nThe goo and the crunch make it so far from icky<br \/>\nI wish I had bought two instead<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s crumbs all around on the chair and the table<br \/>\nDespite clearing up just as well as I&#8217;m able<br \/>\nIf this were a film I could send them a cable<br \/>\n&#8220;I wish I had bought two instead&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Next time I&#8217;ll get six I can eat at my leisure<br \/>\nAnd I&#8217;ll wear a grin like a pirate with treasure<br \/>\nBut all of that weight may diminish my pleasure<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll wish I had bought two instead!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Meringues! by cricketjeff on April 8, 2011.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved I bought a meringue and the inside was sticky The outside explosive so eating was tricky The goo and the crunch make it so far from icky I wish I had bought two instead There&#8217;s crumbs all around on the chair and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9728,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-5024","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5024","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5024"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5024\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6483,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5024\/revisions\/6483"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9728"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5024"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}