Hay Fever!
\nby cricketjeff on May 4, 2011.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nIt’s all very well when it’s sunny
\nThe weather is certain to please
\nBut I do not think it is funny
\nWhen pollen decides I should sneeze<\/p>\n
The warmth is decidedly pleasant
\nThe views of the ladies are too
\nBut when lots of pollen is present
\nI find that I’m saying ATCHOO<\/p>\n
So though I’m a big fan of summer
\nWhen cricket’s not ruined by rain
\nThe itch in my nose is a bummer
\nAnd red achy eyes are a pain<\/p>\n
I drip in my drops in the morning
\nAnd carry some tissues all day
\nBut here comes your two minute warning
\nExplosions are heading your way!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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