{"id":5084,"date":"2023-11-26T20:26:01","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:26:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=5084"},"modified":"2023-11-28T19:40:40","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T19:40:40","slug":"hieroglyhic-horror","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/h-poems\/hieroglyhic-horror\/","title":{"rendered":"Hieroglyhic Horror"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Hieroglyhic Horror<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on June 3, 2011.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nFive thousand years ago, or maybe more,<br \/>\nMen didn&#8217;t write, they drew a little sketch;<br \/>\nThese hieroglyphs kept comprehension poor<br \/>\nBut writing wasn&#8217;t for the common wretch.<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\nThen, far from here, a genius was inspired,<br \/>\nWho cast the little images aside.<br \/>\nAnd suddenly the human race acquired<br \/>\nThe means to spread its knowledge far and wide.<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\nNow silly pictures pop-up everywhere,<br \/>\nPerhaps the human race has lost the way,<br \/>\nYou go to pee and people gasp and stare<br \/>\nThe picture on the door&#8217;s led you astray!<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\nWhat&#8217;s wrong with words? No wonder kids can&#8217;t read<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s only poets now who see the need!<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\n\u00a0<br \/>\n Author notes<br \/>\nToo many bloody icons that mean absolutely nothing and look nothing like what<br \/>\nthey are supposed to represent.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hieroglyhic Horror by cricketjeff on June 3, 2011.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved Five thousand years ago, or maybe more, Men didn&#8217;t write, they drew a little sketch; These hieroglyphs kept comprehension poor But writing wasn&#8217;t for the common wretch. \u00a0 Then, far from here, a genius was inspired, Who cast the little images [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9706,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-5084","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5084","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5084"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5084\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6425,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5084\/revisions\/6425"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9706"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5084"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}