{"id":5091,"date":"2023-11-26T20:26:01","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:26:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=5091"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:45:34","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:45:34","slug":"meetings","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/m-poems\/meetings\/","title":{"rendered":"Meetings"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Meetings<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on June 8, 2011.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nHip hip hooray! I&#8217;m going to a meeting!<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll do my best to not begin to doze<br \/>\nBut usually my interest is fleeting<br \/>\nAnd then I droop and land hard on my nose<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not my fault if those who speak are boring<br \/>\nThe subjects aren&#8217;t as gripping as could be<br \/>\nSoon from the back I hear the strains of snoring<br \/>\nAnd shake awake when noticing it&#8217;s me!<\/p>\n<p>Do others always find them soporific<br \/>\nOr are they keen as mustard to attend<br \/>\nThe prospect of another is horrific<br \/>\nA room of faces trying to pretend<\/p>\n<p>Now I&#8217;ve arrived with mug of tea in hand<br \/>\nI hope it&#8217;s full so I shall have to stand!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Meetings by cricketjeff on June 8, 2011.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved Hip hip hooray! I&#8217;m going to a meeting! I&#8217;ll do my best to not begin to doze But usually my interest is fleeting And then I droop and land hard on my nose It&#8217;s not my fault if those who speak are [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9728,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-5091","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5091","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5091"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5091\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6418,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5091\/revisions\/6418"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9728"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5091"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}