{"id":5094,"date":"2023-11-26T20:26:01","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:26:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=5094"},"modified":"2023-11-27T22:45:12","modified_gmt":"2023-11-27T22:45:12","slug":"bloody-weather","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/b-poems\/bloody-weather\/","title":{"rendered":"Bloody Weather!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Bloody Weather!<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on June 10, 2011.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nI want to go home but it&#8217;s raining<br \/>\nAnd if I get home I&#8217;ll get wet<br \/>\nSo I am still sitting complaining<br \/>\nAnd building a cloud of regret<\/p>\n<p>On Sunday I&#8217;m flying to Cairo<br \/>\nBefore that there&#8217;s lots I must do<br \/>\nAnd now I have bitten my Biro<br \/>\nSo all of my teeth have turned blue<\/p>\n<p>This pitiful little umbrella<br \/>\nIs hardly a match for a storm<br \/>\nAnd I am a delicate fella<br \/>\nWho likes to be cosy and warm<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s it! I am less scared of drowning<br \/>\nThan going home late for my tea<br \/>\nThe man you see swearing and frowning<br \/>\nIs probably someone like me!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bloody Weather! by cricketjeff on June 10, 2011.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved I want to go home but it&#8217;s raining And if I get home I&#8217;ll get wet So I am still sitting complaining And building a cloud of regret On Sunday I&#8217;m flying to Cairo Before that there&#8217;s lots I must do [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9694,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-5094","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5094","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5094"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5094\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6413,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5094\/revisions\/6413"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9694"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5094"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}