Driving Me Crazy
\nby cricketjeff on June 13, 2011.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nI’m glad that I don’t have to drive in Cairo
\nThe traffic plan is based on dodgem cars
\nThere isn’t any way a Western tyro
\nCould navigate through uncontrolled bazaars<\/p>\n
Two hands to steer appears to be a no-no
\nAnd one’s an option when you’re changing gear
\nYou’d have more chance of flying by kimono
\nThan understanding how Egyptians steer<\/p>\n
Pedestrians aren’t one iota better
\nNo need to look, or wait, or waste a thought
\nA nervous man would be advised to get a
\nTransfer to a town with other sport<\/p>\n
Tomorrow I’ll see pyramids I hope
\nIf I can find the driver who can cope!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Driving Me Crazy by cricketjeff on June 13, 2011.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved I’m glad that I don’t have to drive in Cairo The traffic plan is based on dodgem cars There isn’t any way a Western tyro Could navigate through uncontrolled bazaars Two hands to steer appears to be a no-no And […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9698,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-5098","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5098","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5098"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5098\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6409,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5098\/revisions\/6409"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9698"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5098"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}