{"id":5111,"date":"2023-11-26T20:26:01","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:26:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=5111"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:57:32","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:57:32","slug":"rodents-in-the-round","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/r-poems\/rodents-in-the-round\/","title":{"rendered":"Rodents in the Round"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Rodents in the Round<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on June 24, 2011.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nA high speed hamster in a ball<br \/>\nIs playing billiards in the hall<br \/>\nShe&#8217;s smashes into all the doors<br \/>\nAnd rolls across all sorts of floors<br \/>\nThe rumble crashing game she plays<br \/>\nCan end in one of several ways<\/p>\n<p>The bouncy hairy beast delights<br \/>\nIn getting out to see the sights<br \/>\nShe finds a corner where it&#8217;s dark<br \/>\nAnd then she&#8217;s off to have a lark<br \/>\nWe&#8217;ve never seen her slip the lid<br \/>\nBut had to find her once she&#8217;s hid<\/p>\n<p>On other days we&#8217;re driven mad<br \/>\nBy all the noisy fun she&#8217;s had<br \/>\nAnd every time you move a foot<br \/>\nA hamster&#8217;s where you want it put<br \/>\nUntil you cannot hear a peep<br \/>\nAnd find she&#8217;s fallen fast asleep!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rodents in the Round by cricketjeff on June 24, 2011.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved A high speed hamster in a ball Is playing billiards in the hall She&#8217;s smashes into all the doors And rolls across all sorts of floors The rumble crashing game she plays Can end in one of several ways [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9738,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-5111","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5111"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5111\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6395,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5111\/revisions\/6395"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9738"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}