{"id":5149,"date":"2023-11-26T20:26:00","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=5149"},"modified":"2023-11-27T22:45:12","modified_gmt":"2023-11-27T22:45:12","slug":"bloody-trains","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/b-poems\/bloody-trains\/","title":{"rendered":"Bloody Trains!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Bloody Trains!<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on July 25, 2011.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nThe train I was in started stopping<br \/>\nThe brakes on that train started popping<br \/>\nThe temperature&#8217;s climbing<br \/>\nThis isn&#8217;t good timing<br \/>\nFolk left right and centre start dropping<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s back on the platform to wait<br \/>\nFor a train in a bit better state<br \/>\nBut things stay appalling<br \/>\nSomewhere someone&#8217;s falling<br \/>\nAnd all trains stop running, &#8220;Just Great!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So I took three hours getting back<br \/>\nLet&#8217;s give all their bosses the sack<br \/>\nPiss ups in a brewery?<br \/>\nBar miztvahs for Jewry?<br \/>\nWhat ever they paint white turns black<\/p>\n<p>My good mood soon turned to a bad one<br \/>\nMy sweet smiley face now a sad one<br \/>\nSuch pure misery<br \/>\nI hadn&#8217;t got tea<br \/>\nIt must be a year since I had one!<\/p>\n<p> Author notes <\/p>\n<p>Best part of three hours for a 40 minute ride, with the temperature climbing<br \/>\nall the time [Posts%20by%20cricketjeff%201_files\/sad.gif]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bloody Trains! by cricketjeff on July 25, 2011.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved The train I was in started stopping The brakes on that train started popping The temperature&#8217;s climbing This isn&#8217;t good timing Folk left right and centre start dropping It&#8217;s back on the platform to wait For a train in a bit [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9694,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-5149","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5149","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5149"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5149\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6358,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5149\/revisions\/6358"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9694"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5149"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}