Banana Rock!
\nby cricketjeff on August 3, 2011.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nMy lunacy’s official,
\nThat may strike you with a shock,
\nIts taste is artificial
\nBut I love banana rock.
\nBanana toffee’s tasty
\nAnd banana cake is too
\nBut I’d never be so hasty
\nAs to give my rock to you.<\/p>\n
I really can’t explain it,
\nIt’s a taste I ought to hate,
\nIt’s clear I’m quite insane it’
\nS too absurd to contemplate —
\nDon’t ever try to steal it
\nOr I’ll kill you where you stand!
\nThough you may never feel it
\nMy obsession’s rather grand.<\/p>\n
It’s very hard to find it,
\nThough I know a single shop,
\nPerhaps they have to grind it,
\nFrom some tasty rocky crop.
\nWith its stripes of brown and yellow
\nAnd its wrapper, crystal clear,
\nI feel the need to bellow
\nThat I’m salivating here!<\/p>\n
Author notes
\nYes I am weird!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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