{"id":5172,"date":"2023-11-26T20:26:00","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=5172"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:45:35","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:45:35","slug":"mondays","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/m-poems\/mondays\/","title":{"rendered":"Mondays"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Mondays<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on August 15, 2011.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t believe that Mondays should exist<br \/>\nThey only serve to undermine my mood<br \/>\nThough Saturdays and Sundays must desist<br \/>\nWe need to keep the happiness accrued<\/p>\n<p>Each face aboard my train&#8217;s behind a frown<br \/>\nThe evidence that others think this way<br \/>\nA mournful army on its way to drown<br \/>\nWill join my fight to abrogate this day<\/p>\n<p>And when we&#8217;ve won and Monday&#8217;s reign is through<br \/>\nThe human race will wear a week-long smile<br \/>\nUntil we find the day we gave to Tiw<br \/>\nHas now become our pathway&#8217;s broken stile<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s seems that Monday&#8217;s plan must be admired<br \/>\nThe only way to win&#8217;s to be retired!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mondays by cricketjeff on August 15, 2011.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved I don&#8217;t believe that Mondays should exist They only serve to undermine my mood Though Saturdays and Sundays must desist We need to keep the happiness accrued Each face aboard my train&#8217;s behind a frown The evidence that others think this way [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9728,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-5172","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5172","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5172"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5172\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6336,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5172\/revisions\/6336"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9728"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5172"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}