{"id":5202,"date":"2023-11-26T20:26:00","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=5202"},"modified":"2023-11-27T22:40:39","modified_gmt":"2023-11-27T22:40:39","slug":"advice-to-a-child-1","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/a-poems\/advice-to-a-child-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Advice to a Child -1-"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Advice to a Child (1)<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on September 7, 2011.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nOne rule you must fix in your head,<br \/>\nYou can&#8217;t catch the bus when you&#8217;re dead!<br \/>\nSo look before using your feet<br \/>\nAnd think before crossing the street;<br \/>\nThat just leaves one way you can die &#8212;<br \/>\nWhen hippos fall out of the sky!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Advice to a Child (1) by cricketjeff on September 7, 2011.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved One rule you must fix in your head, You can&#8217;t catch the bus when you&#8217;re dead! So look before using your feet And think before crossing the street; That just leaves one way you can die &#8212; When [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9692,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-5202","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5202","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5202"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5202\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6306,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5202\/revisions\/6306"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9692"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5202"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}