{"id":5203,"date":"2023-11-26T20:26:00","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=5203"},"modified":"2023-11-27T22:45:12","modified_gmt":"2023-11-27T22:45:12","slug":"bikini-bottoms","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/b-poems\/bikini-bottoms\/","title":{"rendered":"Bikini Bottoms"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Bikini Bottoms<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on September 8, 2011.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nBikini bottoms can reveal,<br \/>\nSome sights their owners should conceal,<br \/>\nOn golden beaches everywhere,<br \/>\nIt seems that people just don&#8217;t care!<\/p>\n<p>By gaily castled seaside sand<br \/>\nA gull eats borrowed fish and chips,<br \/>\nA dinner someone else had planned<br \/>\nWhile watching passing yachts and ships.<\/p>\n<p>Bikini bottoms fit too well,<br \/>\nIt isn&#8217;t only seas that swell,<br \/>\nAnd food you buy along the prom<br \/>\nCan help you blow up like a bomb!<\/p>\n<p>A father buried to his neck,<br \/>\nA well dug model of a wreck,<br \/>\nAnd cricket played with grandpa&#8217;s socks &#8212;<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s six and out just past those rocks!<\/p>\n<p>Bikini bottomed beauties doze<br \/>\nIn Summer dreams that no man knows<br \/>\nI love the way the rear part peeks<br \/>\nFrom in between well rounded cheeks!<\/p>\n<p>Beneath the pier where teenage hands<br \/>\nSeek teenage breasts and teenage sighs,<br \/>\nAuditions for some local bands<br \/>\nSend notes of discord to the skies.<br \/>\n\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0<br \/>\nBikini bottomed padded seats<br \/>\nAre promising September treats &#8230;<br \/>\nBut back to where I parked the car<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s time to leave this Shangri-La.<\/p>\n<p> Author notes<br \/>\nBournemouth Beach &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Dunno if this works.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bikini Bottoms by cricketjeff on September 8, 2011.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved Bikini bottoms can reveal, Some sights their owners should conceal, On golden beaches everywhere, It seems that people just don&#8217;t care! By gaily castled seaside sand A gull eats borrowed fish and chips, A dinner someone else had planned While watching [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9694,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-5203","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5203","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5203"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5203\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6304,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5203\/revisions\/6304"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9694"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5203"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}