Minerva’s Dreams
\nby cricketjeff on September 14, 2011.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nMinerva wasn’t happy as an ordinary cat,
\nIt needed something more to make her purr.
\nShe dreamed of fighting battles in a black three-cornered hat,
\nWith powder burns and bloodstains on her fur;
\nA rolling deck beneath her and some wind-filled sails above,
\nShe saw a pirate picture and Minerva fell in love.<\/p>\n
Most cats believe that treasure is a fish or dish of cream,
\nMinerva wants more booty in her hold.
\nA haul of Spanish silver dressed with rubies is her dream,
\nAnd wooden chests that burst with stolen gold.
\nShe’d fight throughout the rigging with her sharpened cutlass claws
\nAnd seize the captain’s lady in her heartless pirate paws.<\/p>\n
Minerva’s done with chasing after rats and silly mice,
\nMinerva thinks she’ll run away to sea,
\nA rollicking adventure and some rum would be quite nice,
\nShe’s off to be a pirate after tea
\nBut first a tin of tuna before dozing in the sun,
\nThen raise the Jolly Roger for a bit of pirate fun!<\/p>\n
Author notes
\nI may extend this rather, I wish I had some artistic talent this cries out for
\nillustration!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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