{"id":5208,"date":"2023-11-26T20:26:00","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=5208"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:53:32","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:53:32","slug":"pie-and-match","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/p-poems\/pie-and-match\/","title":{"rendered":"Pie and Match!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Pie and Match!<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on September 15, 2011.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nSean Patrick M&#8217;Creedy<br \/>\nWas known to be greedy<br \/>\nWhen faced with a stargazy pie<br \/>\nAnd Madeline Bookham<br \/>\nExisted to cook &#8217;em<br \/>\nBut each of the two was too shy<br \/>\nTo set up a meeting,<br \/>\nWhere chatter and eating<br \/>\nWould prove to the pair they were matched,<br \/>\nSo friends of the parties,<br \/>\nWho thought themselves smarties,<br \/>\nEnsured that a grand plan was hatched.<br \/>\nThe Wet Bream&#8217;s\u00a0 new pie night,<br \/>\nTheir come-in-and-try night,<br \/>\nWas perfect for closing the loop;<br \/>\nThey&#8217;d meet at the table<br \/>\nAnd each would be able<br \/>\nTo jump through that first awkward hoop.<br \/>\nThe scheme was successful<br \/>\nAnd not at all stressful,<br \/>\nNow each of the pair&#8217;s in a team &#8212;<br \/>\nFor Sean&#8217;s married Mary<br \/>\nWhose appetite&#8217;s scary<br \/>\nAnd Madeline&#8217;s bought &#8220;The Wet Bream!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pie and Match! by cricketjeff on September 15, 2011.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved Sean Patrick M&#8217;Creedy Was known to be greedy When faced with a stargazy pie And Madeline Bookham Existed to cook &#8217;em But each of the two was too shy To set up a meeting, Where chatter and eating Would prove [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9734,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-5208","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5208","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5208"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5208\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6300,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5208\/revisions\/6300"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9734"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5208"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}