{"id":5210,"date":"2023-11-26T20:25:59","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:25:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=5210"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:00:02","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:00:02","slug":"its-all-wrong","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/i-poems\/its-all-wrong\/","title":{"rendered":"It\\&#8217;s All Wrong!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> It&#8217;s All Wrong!<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on September 19, 2011.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nHow can it be cold when you&#8217;re walking<br \/>\nBut hotter&#8217;n&#8217;hell in the tube<br \/>\nLike Trappists who&#8217;re swearing and squawking<br \/>\nOn gin&#8217;n&#8217;a chilli ice-cube<br \/>\nIt ought to be cold on a cold day<br \/>\nIf it must be hot when it&#8217;s hot<br \/>\nBut there&#8217;s not a do as you&#8217;re told day<br \/>\nWhen public transport on the spot<br \/>\nThey don&#8217;t have much air to breathe down there<br \/>\nAnd there&#8217;s not much space to turn round<br \/>\nI spend my worst times up in town there<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t love that damned Underground!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s All Wrong! by cricketjeff on September 19, 2011.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved How can it be cold when you&#8217;re walking But hotter&#8217;n&#8217;hell in the tube Like Trappists who&#8217;re swearing and squawking On gin&#8217;n&#8217;a chilli ice-cube It ought to be cold on a cold day If it must be hot when it&#8217;s hot [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9718,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-5210","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5210","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5210"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5210\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6297,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5210\/revisions\/6297"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5210"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}