{"id":5213,"date":"2023-11-26T20:25:59","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:25:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=5213"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:46:32","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:46:32","slug":"my-toys","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/m-poems\/my-toys\/","title":{"rendered":"My Toys"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> My Toys<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on September 21, 2011.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nA Stirling engine working in the kitchen,<br \/>\nA pop-pop boat patrolling in the bath,<br \/>\nMy traction engine&#8217;s truck awaiting hitchin&#8217;<br \/>\nTo bring it&#8217;s heavy load back up the path.<\/p>\n<p>I also have an indoor helicopter,<br \/>\nA car that drives on ceilings and up walls,<br \/>\nA balsa, rubber-band-powered ornithopter,<br \/>\nAs well as two self steering tennis balls.<\/p>\n<p>Although I&#8217;d fight to keep my fast computer<br \/>\nAnd electronic gadgets by the ton.<br \/>\nI can&#8217;t foresee a time when I&#8217;d dispute a<br \/>\nBarefaced claim that old toys are more fun.<\/p>\n<p>Locked in my heart I hold a secret dream,<br \/>\nAn Internet of clockwork mixed with steam!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My Toys by cricketjeff on September 21, 2011.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved A Stirling engine working in the kitchen, A pop-pop boat patrolling in the bath, My traction engine&#8217;s truck awaiting hitchin&#8217; To bring it&#8217;s heavy load back up the path. I also have an indoor helicopter, A car that drives on ceilings [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9728,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-5213","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5213","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5213"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5213\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6295,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5213\/revisions\/6295"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9728"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5213"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}