{"id":5218,"date":"2023-11-26T20:25:59","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:25:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=5218"},"modified":"2023-11-28T23:09:03","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T23:09:03","slug":"the-sneeze","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/the-poems\/the-sneeze\/","title":{"rendered":"The Sneeze"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> The Sneeze<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on September 29, 2011.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nThe evening sun was beautiful as I walked through the park<br \/>\nAnd waited for the sun to set and stars to light the dark<br \/>\nThe birds were chasing insects and the gentle breezes teased<br \/>\nI thought the World was beautiful until my hooter sneezed!<br \/>\nIt wasn&#8217;t just a dainty one that needs a dabbing touch<br \/>\nNo tissue in the fingers job a sack was not too much<br \/>\nA sneeze to startle walkers with their dogs off fetching balls<br \/>\nA sneeze to scare the headless ghosts from any nearby halls<br \/>\nA sneeze to wreck my happy mood a sneeze more brash than bold<br \/>\nA sneeze, I think, that&#8217;s telling me I may have caught a cold!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Sneeze by cricketjeff on September 29, 2011.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved The evening sun was beautiful as I walked through the park And waited for the sun to set and stars to light the dark The birds were chasing insects and the gentle breezes teased I thought the World was beautiful until [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9742,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-5218","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5218","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5218"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5218\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6288,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5218\/revisions\/6288"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5218"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}