The Best Laid Plan Of Marge Unwen
\nby cricketjeff on October 11, 2011.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nMarge could not rest till friends were organised,
\nAlthough her friends were happy as they were.
\nThey studiously ignored all she devised
\nAs she kept fussing round without demur.<\/p>\n
She left them notes they never thought to read,
\nThey drank and laughed through all her little chats,
\nShe only tried to do the things they’d need
\nBut steering friends is just like herding cats!<\/p>\n
Her birthday came and for a special treat
\nThey thought that she would like to run the show.
\nWhen she was told her pleasure was complete;
\nHer big event would soon be “Green to Go”.<\/p>\n
It wasn’t quite the party of the year —
\nA piss-up in a brewery, with no beer!<\/p>\n
Author notes
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