Big Jack’s First Night
\nby cricketjeff on November 11, 2011.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nNo girl that he knew had been able
\nTo take what he brought to the table
\nBut she seemed delighted
\nBy claims he recited
\nShe boasted, “I’m big hearted Mabel!”<\/p>\n
He’d paid for her love by the hour
\nBut when he emerged from the shower
\nShe gave back his money
\nAnd said “Listen honey”
\nI’ll pay you for use of THAT tower!<\/p>\n
Then he and the girl “got acquainted”
\nAnd lust was a sweet as it’s painted
\nThe means she selected
\nTo get him erected
\nWorked so well he damned nearly fainted!<\/p>\n
Then when he got used to the strain
\nOf blood draining out from his brain
\nHe filled her completely
\nSo well she said, sweetly
\n“I hope you can do that again!”<\/p>\n
Next day she stood up at the table
\nA sore but a satisfied Mabel
\nHer well made new lover
\nHad helped her discover
\nThat Jack and the Beanstalk’s no fable!<\/p>\n
Author notes
\nI read a clean Limerick chain yesterday, thought I should redress the balance!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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