The Shorts Story
\nby cricketjeff on November 22, 2011.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nThough many men say miniskirts excite their hearts’ desires,
\nIt’s luscious legs and Daisy Dukes that stoke my raging fires;
\nIt’s never been exclusive there are other looks I love
\nBut not much beats a cheeky bum that’s fitted like a glove!<\/p>\n
She wore a smartly tailored suit, sublime in black and white,
\nAnother wore a sweater and her jeans were nice and tight,
\nA picture some would die for but I much prefer the sports
\nWho dress in cut down tee-shirts and a tiny pair of shorts!<\/p>\n
Who doesn’t love those patterned tights that decorate and tease,
\nAnd girls in trendy corsets with the right degree of squeeze,
\nBut I insist between them there should be a denim scrap —
\nI’m a well presented bottom sort of chap!<\/p>\n
Author notes
\nSomeone mentioned a short story and my mind got carried away
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