{"id":5260,"date":"2023-11-26T20:25:59","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:25:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=5260"},"modified":"2023-11-27T22:42:57","modified_gmt":"2023-11-27T22:42:57","slug":"annoying-nonsense","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/a-poems\/annoying-nonsense\/","title":{"rendered":"Annoying Nonsense"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Annoying Nonsense<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on December 3, 2011.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nWhat noise annoys an oyster that&#8217;s cuddled up in bed<br \/>\nAnd makes it drop its toys-ter start shivering instead?<br \/>\nThe sound of shuckers shucking will make an oyster scream,<br \/>\nLike pheasant pluckers plucking disturbs a gamebirds dream.<br \/>\nIf you like easy oysters, relaxed in all they do,<br \/>\nThen sending rowdy boys-ter shellshuck them&#8217;s not for you!<\/p>\n<p> Author notes<br \/>\nI think the phrase &#8220;What noise annoys an oyster&#8221; comes from Dr Seuss apologies<br \/>\nto the memory of a great man.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Annoying Nonsense by cricketjeff on December 3, 2011.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved What noise annoys an oyster that&#8217;s cuddled up in bed And makes it drop its toys-ter start shivering instead? The sound of shuckers shucking will make an oyster scream, Like pheasant pluckers plucking disturbs a gamebirds dream. If you like easy [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9692,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-5260","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5260","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5260"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5260\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6247,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5260\/revisions\/6247"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9692"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5260"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}