Kantar Dots
\nby cricketjeff on January 24, 2012.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<\/p>\n
In Kantar all the glass is orange spotty
\nAlthough it drives the inmates round the bend
\nThe branding wonks are clearly worse than dotty
\nDesigns are done by someone’s taste-blind friend<\/p>\n
In Kantar every slide is brash and bouncy
\nThe content doesn’t matter just the scheme
\nBe sure to fill the frame with something flouncy
\nImagine life’s a third-rate pop-art dream<\/p>\n
No matter what the matter you’re discussing
\nNo matter if you have a scrap of taste
\nIf you’ve no balls you’ll find that someone’s fussing
\nThat every thing you said must go to waste<\/p>\n
I’m not asleep it’s just my eyes refuse
\nTo open on the scenes some people choose!<\/p>\n
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\n Author notes
\nMy employer was bought by another company about 18 months ago and over the
\nweekend the rather subtle translucent grey rounded hexagons that had
\nrepresented the previous owners and were placed on the glass doors and walls to
\nwarn people not to walk into them we now have kindergarten orange spots.
\nI’d hate to arrive with a hangover!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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