{"id":5304,"date":"2023-11-26T20:25:58","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:25:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=5304"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:00:01","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:00:01","slug":"ineffectual-generosity","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/i-poems\/ineffectual-generosity\/","title":{"rendered":"Ineffectual Generosity"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Ineffectual Generosity<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on February 4, 2012.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nIn Umbleania by the sea<br \/>\nKing Bob has set the penguins free.<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s wept to see his gesture wrecked,<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s had no positive effect,<br \/>\nIt seems King Bob was not aware<br \/>\nThere were no captive penguins there.<\/p>\n<p> Author notes<br \/>\nUmbleania-by-the-Sea has not been in the news much lately, although some of you<br \/>\nwill have seen the reports of the failure their last Moon Mission, apparently<br \/>\nthe kite needed a longer string.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ineffectual Generosity by cricketjeff on February 4, 2012.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved In Umbleania by the sea King Bob has set the penguins free. He&#8217;s wept to see his gesture wrecked, It&#8217;s had no positive effect, It seems King Bob was not aware There were no captive penguins there. Author notes Umbleania-by-the-Sea has [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9718,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-5304","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5304","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5304"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5304\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6203,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5304\/revisions\/6203"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5304"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}