Poor Chap!
\nby cricketjeff on February 15, 2012.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nA banker who felt underpaid
\nWas asked by a friend what he made
\n“Just a million or three
\nBut I’m worth more you see
\nFor all of the skill I’ve displayed<\/p>\n
The bank that I run isn’t bust,
\nIts fortune not turning to dust
\nAlthough, this is funny,
\nIt’s taxpayers’ money
\nThat means I don’t have to adjust!”<\/p>\n
The friend with the question stood still
\nAnd said to the banker (Named Phil)
\n“My daughter’s been laid off
\nBecause you’ve been paid off
\nI guess unarmed robbing’s a skill”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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