{"id":5320,"date":"2023-11-26T20:25:33","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:25:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=5320"},"modified":"2023-11-27T22:40:39","modified_gmt":"2023-11-27T22:40:39","slug":"alternative-medicine","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/a-poems\/alternative-medicine\/","title":{"rendered":"Alternative Medicine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Alternative Medicine<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on February 28, 2012.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nShe broke off the nail on her thumb<br \/>\nBut then had an itch in her bum<br \/>\nHer thinking grew slicker<br \/>\nShe slipped down her knicker<br \/>\nAnd hoped for a helper to come<\/p>\n<p>Nose down and arse up for a while<br \/>\nShe greeted each man with a smile<br \/>\nThe first three to ride her<br \/>\nLeft lotion inside her<br \/>\nThat banished the itching in style!<\/p>\n<p> Author notes<br \/>\nThe Limerick&#8217;s built upon meter<br \/>\nThe sharper the rhyming the sweeter<br \/>\nNot five lines of words<br \/>\nLess appealing than turds<br \/>\nOr zips trapping skin on your Peter<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alternative Medicine by cricketjeff on February 28, 2012.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved She broke off the nail on her thumb But then had an itch in her bum Her thinking grew slicker She slipped down her knicker And hoped for a helper to come Nose down and arse up for a while She [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9692,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-5320","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5320","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5320"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5320\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6188,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5320\/revisions\/6188"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9692"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5320"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}