{"id":5323,"date":"2023-11-26T20:25:33","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:25:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=5323"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:31:46","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:31:46","slug":"a-farmyard-affair","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/a-or-an-poems\/a-farmyard-affair\/","title":{"rendered":"A Farmyard Affair"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> A Farmyard Affair<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on March 6, 2012.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\n[Posts%20by%20cricketjeff%201_files\/fixedthumbnailer.jpeg]<\/p>\n<p>A candlelit dinner of hay for the pair,<br \/>\nA plateful of grasses for bovines to share.<br \/>\nRomance all around them, the Moon high above,<br \/>\nA mooving example of countryside love.<\/p>\n<p>As darkness approaches he lows to his girl,<br \/>\nHer eyes are entrancing, her horns shine like pearl,<br \/>\nShe blushes and flutters her lashes with glee,<br \/>\nThey lay down to cud-dle in mute ecstasy.<\/p>\n<p>But candles and hay bales are best kept apart<br \/>\nAnd what I relate may lie hard on your heart.<br \/>\nTheir sweet consummation was heated, no doubt<br \/>\nBut flames, when they&#8217;re carnal, are swiftly put out.<\/p>\n<p>The candle burnt down to some uneaten hay<br \/>\nWhich flashed into flames and they darted away.<br \/>\nThe barn was alight before they were aware<br \/>\nNow how do you like it? We&#8217;ve well done or rare!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Farmyard Affair by cricketjeff on March 6, 2012.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved [Posts%20by%20cricketjeff%201_files\/fixedthumbnailer.jpeg] A candlelit dinner of hay for the pair, A plateful of grasses for bovines to share. Romance all around them, the Moon high above, A mooving example of countryside love. As darkness approaches he lows to his girl, Her [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9744,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-5323","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5323","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5323"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5323\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6184,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5323\/revisions\/6184"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9744"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5323"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}