{"id":5325,"date":"2023-11-26T20:25:33","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:25:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=5325"},"modified":"2023-11-28T23:04:46","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T23:04:46","slug":"the-last-resort-of-the-scoundrel","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/the-poems\/the-last-resort-of-the-scoundrel\/","title":{"rendered":"The Last Resort of the Scoundrel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> The Last Resort of the Scoundrel<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on March 15, 2012.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve never believed that not writing<br \/>\nCould conquer the foe that I&#8217;m fighting<br \/>\nBut what can you pen<br \/>\nWhen you find once again<br \/>\nYour muse is not keen on igniting<\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;ll throw you some half thought through teases<br \/>\nBut nothing substantial that pleases<br \/>\nNo sonnets worth reading<br \/>\nJust dross that needs kneading<br \/>\nThe songs of a soul with the wheezes<\/p>\n<p>So here is my final resort<br \/>\nA morsel of rhythmical sport<br \/>\nMy muse can&#8217;t refuse<br \/>\nThis trick I abuse<br \/>\nA limerickacious retort!<\/p>\n<p> Author notes<br \/>\nDamn I hate it when this happens!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Last Resort of the Scoundrel by cricketjeff on March 15, 2012.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved I&#8217;ve never believed that not writing Could conquer the foe that I&#8217;m fighting But what can you pen When you find once again Your muse is not keen on igniting She&#8217;ll throw you some half thought through [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9742,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-5325","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5325","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5325"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5325\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6183,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5325\/revisions\/6183"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5325"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}