{"id":5336,"date":"2023-11-26T20:25:33","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:25:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=5336"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:00:01","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:00:01","slug":"inappropriate-bedfellows","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/i-poems\/inappropriate-bedfellows\/","title":{"rendered":"Inappropriate Bedfellows"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Inappropriate Bedfellows<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on April 18, 2012.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nWhen worry-wart William was sleeping in bed<br \/>\nA walrus named Waldorf sat down on his head<br \/>\nNow Waldorf is comfy, well rested and fed,<br \/>\nBut worry-wart William is dead!<\/p>\n<p> Author notes<br \/>\nIt started off being Wembleton Winford who was sleeping<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Inappropriate Bedfellows by cricketjeff on April 18, 2012.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved When worry-wart William was sleeping in bed A walrus named Waldorf sat down on his head Now Waldorf is comfy, well rested and fed, But worry-wart William is dead! Author notes It started off being Wembleton Winford who was sleeping<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9718,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-5336","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5336","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5336"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5336\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6170,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5336\/revisions\/6170"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5336"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}