Missing Monica
\nby cricketjeff on April 25, 2012.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nThey searched for her on every inch of ground,
\nNo stone unturned, no clue allowed to rest
\nBut Monica was nowhere to be found.<\/p>\n
Old Rover was a somewhat hopeless hound
\nWho couldn’t find a scent however pressed.
\nThey searched for her on every inch of ground.<\/p>\n
Then cousin Lil let out an awful sound.
\nHer brother thought he’d found her jogging vest
\nBut Monica was nowhere to be found.<\/p>\n
They’d missed her note to say “I’m Europe bound
\nI’m gonna spend Aunt Agatha’s bequest”,
\nThey searched for her on every inch of ground.<\/p>\n
The organ played, the congregation frowned,
\nA eulogy was read, her mem’ry blessed
\nBut Monica was nowhere to be found.<\/p>\n
While she drank shorts and all her stress unwound,
\nThe golden sun sank slowly in the West.
\nThey searched for her on every inch of ground
\nBut Monica was nowhere to be found.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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