{"id":5390,"date":"2023-11-26T20:25:32","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:25:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=5390"},"modified":"2023-11-28T23:09:52","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T23:09:52","slug":"to-my-fantastic-four-the-fart-kids","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/t-poems\/to-my-fantastic-four-the-fart-kids\/","title":{"rendered":"To My Fantastic Four, The FART Kids"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> To My Fantastic Four, The FART Kids<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on September 8, 2012.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nWhen the birds stop singing lovesongs ang the Moon forgets your name<br \/>\nWhen you walk into a tiger that&#8217;s too fierce for you to tame<br \/>\nWhen tomorrow&#8217;s dark and empty and you&#8217;re sure that you&#8217;re to blame<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll still be there to offer you a hand<\/p>\n<p>If the hole you&#8217;re digging deepens so you cannot see the sky<br \/>\nAnd your wing have lost their feathers so your spirit cannot fly<br \/>\nIf you doubt the World will hear you and it hurts too much to try<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll still be here to try to understand<\/p>\n<p>When you start to build your shelter and you cannot find the tools<br \/>\nWhen the team they send to help you are a bunch of hopeless fools<br \/>\nWhen the guides to easy progress turn to sets of pointless rules<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll still believe that all you do is grand<\/p>\n<p>If you ever need a shoulder or an arm or just a kick<br \/>\nIf your candle starts to gutter I&#8217;ll be there to trim your wick<br \/>\nIf you call for help at midnight I&#8217;ll supply it double quick<br \/>\nYour are\u00a0 all so much better people than I&#8217;d planned<\/p>\n<p>In the best and worst of summers you&#8217;re my picnics in the sun<br \/>\nAnd the mem&#8217;ry of yor laughter is my endless source of fun<br \/>\nOn your list of great admirers there&#8217;s my name at number one<br \/>\nYou&#8217;re the bricks of gold that pave my wonderland!<\/p>\n<p> Author notes<br \/>\nThe title isn&#8217;t rude, the intended recipients understand it<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To My Fantastic Four, The FART Kids by cricketjeff on September 8, 2012.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved When the birds stop singing lovesongs ang the Moon forgets your name When you walk into a tiger that&#8217;s too fierce for you to tame When tomorrow&#8217;s dark and empty and you&#8217;re sure that you&#8217;re to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9748,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-5390","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5390","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5390"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5390\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6119,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5390\/revisions\/6119"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9748"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5390"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}