{"id":5391,"date":"2023-11-26T20:25:32","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:25:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=5391"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:45:35","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:45:35","slug":"my-fantastic-four-the-fart-kids-part-2-sorta","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/m-poems\/my-fantastic-four-the-fart-kids-part-2-sorta\/","title":{"rendered":"My Fantastic Four, The FART Kids -part 2, sorta-"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> My Fantastic Four, The FART Kids (part 2, sorta)<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on September 9, 2012.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nFirst Terry he&#8217;s the tallest and a little thin on top<br \/>\n\u00a0 He loves his cars, computers and the rest<br \/>\nNext Alex, shaven headed, he&#8217;s the chef who&#8217;ll never stop<br \/>\n\u00a0 He too loves cars, says Audis are the best<br \/>\nAnd then my ginger midget Frances with the raccoon cat<br \/>\n\u00a0 Bakes cakes that are too fancy to believe<br \/>\nThe fourth and last is Ray who plays computer games and&#8217;s sat<br \/>\n\u00a0 Upstairs, he is the one who&#8217;s yet to leave.<br \/>\nSo now you know the FART four they&#8217;re the apples of my eyes<br \/>\nEach one an individual and each a different size!<\/p>\n<p> Author notes<br \/>\nNow can you work it out?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My Fantastic Four, The FART Kids (part 2, sorta) by cricketjeff on September 9, 2012.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved First Terry he&#8217;s the tallest and a little thin on top \u00a0 He loves his cars, computers and the rest Next Alex, shaven headed, he&#8217;s the chef who&#8217;ll never stop \u00a0 He too loves [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9728,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-5391","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5391","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5391"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5391\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6116,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5391\/revisions\/6116"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9728"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5391"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}