To All The Unbelievers
\nby cricketjeff on December 24, 2012.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved
\nI think it only fair that I should mention
\nThat Santa’s reindeer cross the fifth dimension,
\nWhile you and I must do our best with four
\nHe finds his job requires that he use more.<\/p>\n
He couldn’t get to everyone on Earth,
\nNor slip through holes too narrow for his girth,
\nIf physics, as it works for you and me,
\nDid not allow this new geometry.<\/p>\n
So don’t cast doubts, don’t say “he don’t exist”
\nBecause you haven’t seen him through the mist.
\nHe visits every house in just one day
\nBy moving in a transdimensional way!<\/p>\n
Author notes
\nI may have mentioned before that Santa and I have been friends for years, he
\nasked me to let a few of you into his secrets.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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