{"id":5439,"date":"2023-11-26T20:25:31","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:25:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=5439"},"modified":"2023-11-28T22:53:33","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T22:53:33","slug":"putins-poem","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/p-poems\/putins-poem\/","title":{"rendered":"Putin\\&#8217;s Poem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Putin&#8217;s Poem<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on March 5, 2014.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nPresident Putin is always disputin&#8217;<br \/>\n\u00a0 \u00a0 The way the world should be<br \/>\nHe doesn&#8217;t like others to side with his brothers<br \/>\n\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0When they desire to be free<br \/>\nSince he&#8217;d hate to see a non-Russian Crimea<br \/>\n\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Decided he should act<br \/>\nHe drummed up a letter and didn&#8217;t forget a<br \/>\n\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Freshly invented fact<br \/>\nThe rush to disaster gets faster and faster<br \/>\n\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0With Putin on the charge<br \/>\nSo best keep a mike on the famous gay icon<br \/>\n\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0His ego&#8217;s now at large<br \/>\nRight in their hosts&#8217; faces his troops seized the bases<br \/>\n\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0And several airports too<br \/>\nTell Europe &#8220;Don&#8217;t worry, we&#8217;re not in a hurry<br \/>\n\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0To do the same to you!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p> Author notes<br \/>\nI think the music in my head that this fits is the last bit of &#8220;Blaze Away&#8221; can<br \/>\nanyone confirm?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Putin&#8217;s Poem by cricketjeff on March 5, 2014.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved President Putin is always disputin&#8217; \u00a0 \u00a0 The way the world should be He doesn&#8217;t like others to side with his brothers \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0When they desire to be free Since he&#8217;d hate to see a non-Russian Crimea \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Decided [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9734,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-5439","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5439","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5439"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5439\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6068,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5439\/revisions\/6068"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9734"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5439"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}