{"id":5461,"date":"2023-11-26T20:25:31","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:25:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=5461"},"modified":"2023-11-28T23:09:04","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T23:09:04","slug":"the-worst-of-all-days","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/the-poems\/the-worst-of-all-days\/","title":{"rendered":"The Worst of All Days"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> The Worst of All Days<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on December 8, 2014.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nWhen good intentions clash with Monday mornings<br \/>\nI&#8217;m sad to say I know which one will win<br \/>\nFor fifty years I&#8217;ve slept through all the warnings<br \/>\nI&#8217;m not too keen for next week to begin<\/p>\n<p>On Saturdays I don&#8217;t mind children playing<br \/>\nBefore my body&#8217;s ready to arise<br \/>\nBut everything the newsreader is saying<br \/>\nOn Monday plants a pain behind my eyes<\/p>\n<p>And every week must have its bloody Monday<br \/>\nOn Tuesday if you&#8217;ve taken Monday off<br \/>\nThe cloud that plights each lovely lazy Sunday<br \/>\nIs next day&#8217;s back to filling up the trough<\/p>\n<p>When I retire I&#8217;ll leave this thought behind<br \/>\nThat Monday is a dreadful state of mind!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Worst of All Days by cricketjeff on December 8, 2014.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved When good intentions clash with Monday mornings I&#8217;m sad to say I know which one will win For fifty years I&#8217;ve slept through all the warnings I&#8217;m not too keen for next week to begin On Saturdays I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9742,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-5461","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5461","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5461"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5461\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6047,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5461\/revisions\/6047"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5461"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}