{"id":5472,"date":"2023-11-26T20:25:31","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:25:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=5472"},"modified":"2023-11-28T23:04:45","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T23:04:45","slug":"the-definitive-dinner-party","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/the-poems\/the-definitive-dinner-party\/","title":{"rendered":"The Definitive Dinner Party"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> The Definitive Dinner Party<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on January 30, 2015.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nMy sister and her nineteen friends were sitting on the floor,<br \/>\nMy parents, and my brother too, with me \u00a0and sixteen more.<br \/>\nTo feed this largish party we had beef and other stuff<br \/>\nThe whole was fairly tasty but the meat was much too tough.<br \/>\nI gazed upon my fellows and my thoughts on language brewed<br \/>\nOne word summed up our patience, all together &#8230;<br \/>\n\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Forty Chewed!<\/p>\n<p> Author notes<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s a new series on Sky Atlantic which I&#8217;m not watching but the series<br \/>\ntitle bounced around my rather odd brain!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Definitive Dinner Party by cricketjeff on January 30, 2015.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved My sister and her nineteen friends were sitting on the floor, My parents, and my brother too, with me \u00a0and sixteen more. To feed this largish party we had beef and other stuff The whole was fairly tasty but [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9742,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-5472","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5472","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5472"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5472\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6036,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5472\/revisions\/6036"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5472"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}