{"id":5482,"date":"2023-11-26T20:25:31","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:25:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=5482"},"modified":"2023-11-28T19:40:40","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T19:40:40","slug":"how-dare-he","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/h-poems\/how-dare-he\/","title":{"rendered":"How Dare He!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> How Dare He!<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on March 31, 2015.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nHis rhymes are the best there can be<br \/>\nHis meter flows effortlessly<br \/>\nHis humour is dark<br \/>\nBut there&#8217;s always a spark<br \/>\nHow dare he be better than me!<\/p>\n<p>His limericks aren&#8217;t always clean<br \/>\nHis barbs can be verging on mean<br \/>\nBut there&#8217;s no objection<br \/>\nThey&#8217;re so near perfection<br \/>\nThat every one has to be seen<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s British, a point in his favour<br \/>\nAnd writes in my favourite flavour<br \/>\nSo though I&#8217;ll still hate him<br \/>\nI just have to rate him<br \/>\nA poet all poets should savour!<\/p>\n<p> Author notes<br \/>\nIn tribute to AP poet Black_Narcissus<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How Dare He! by cricketjeff on March 31, 2015.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved His rhymes are the best there can be His meter flows effortlessly His humour is dark But there&#8217;s always a spark How dare he be better than me! His limericks aren&#8217;t always clean His barbs can be verging on mean [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9706,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-5482","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5482","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5482"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5482\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6026,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5482\/revisions\/6026"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9706"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5482"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}