{"id":5484,"date":"2023-11-26T20:25:31","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:25:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=5484"},"modified":"2023-11-28T23:09:52","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T23:09:52","slug":"three-sky-hooks-and-a-packet-of-spirit-level-bubbles-please","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/t-poems\/three-sky-hooks-and-a-packet-of-spirit-level-bubbles-please\/","title":{"rendered":"Three Sky Hooks and a Packet of Spirit Level Bubbles please &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Three Sky Hooks and a Packet of Spirit Level Bubbles please &#8230;<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on April 1, 2015.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nA left handed hammer,<br \/>\n\u00a0 A very long stand,<br \/>\n\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 A box of dark brown lights.<br \/>\nBeware of the scammer<br \/>\n\u00a0 \u00a0Whose April is planned<br \/>\n\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Through dreary winter nights.<br \/>\nHe won&#8217;t have been working<br \/>\n\u00a0 Just racking his brains<br \/>\n\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 To try to catch you out<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s left pitfalls lurking<br \/>\n\u00a0 \u00a0He&#8217;s blocked the drains<br \/>\n\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0With waterproof fix-and-grout<\/p>\n<p>Each April you&#8217;ll see him<br \/>\n\u00a0 \u00a0Though he&#8217;ll try to hide<br \/>\n\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 His giggles will give him away<br \/>\nSome readers may be him<br \/>\n\u00a0 \u00a0It can&#8217;t be denied<br \/>\n\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 That I&#8217;ll be him some day<br \/>\nWe&#8217;re both fools and foolers<br \/>\n\u00a0 \u00a0 And bystanders too<br \/>\n\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0One special day each year<br \/>\nSo clear out the coolers<br \/>\n\u00a0 \u00a0 Prepare to shout BOO<br \/>\n\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0&#8216;Cause April Fool&#8217;s Day&#8217;s here!<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<br \/>\n\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<br \/>\n\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three Sky Hooks and a Packet of Spirit Level Bubbles please &#8230; by cricketjeff on April 1, 2015.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved A left handed hammer, \u00a0 A very long stand, \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 A box of dark brown lights. Beware of the scammer \u00a0 \u00a0Whose April is planned \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9748,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-5484","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5484","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5484"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5484\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6024,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5484\/revisions\/6024"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9748"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5484"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}