{"id":5533,"date":"2023-11-26T20:25:30","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:25:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=5533"},"modified":"2023-11-28T19:40:40","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T19:40:40","slug":"how-not-to-tackle-life","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/h-poems\/how-not-to-tackle-life\/","title":{"rendered":"How Not to Tackle Life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> How Not to Tackle Life<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on November 18, 2015.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;s looking but she doesn&#8217;t see<br \/>\nThat the beach will be no place to be<br \/>\nWhen that wave so impressive<br \/>\nBecomes quite possessive<br \/>\nAnd land becomes part of the sea<\/p>\n<p>There are tricks that should never be tried<br \/>\nSuch as this one, that can&#8217;t be denied,<br \/>\nOne slip on the way<br \/>\nAnd the kneeler may lay<br \/>\nIn two sick-bay beds, side by side!<\/p>\n<p> Author notes<br \/>\nFor these contest images http:\/\/www.4gp.tw\/ba3m\/1447670150706.jpg &#038; http:\/\/<br \/>\n4gp.tw\/ba3m\/1447728275670.jpg<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How Not to Tackle Life by cricketjeff on November 18, 2015.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved She&#8217;s looking but she doesn&#8217;t see That the beach will be no place to be When that wave so impressive Becomes quite possessive And land becomes part of the sea There are tricks that should never be tried [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9706,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-5533","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5533","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5533"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5533\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5975,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5533\/revisions\/5975"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9706"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5533"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}