{"id":5539,"date":"2023-11-26T20:25:30","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:25:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=5539"},"modified":"2023-11-28T23:04:47","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T23:04:47","slug":"the-perfect-wife-in-fifteen-words","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/the-poems\/the-perfect-wife-in-fifteen-words\/","title":{"rendered":"The Perfect Wife -in fifteen words-"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> The Perfect Wife (in fifteen words)<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on December 18, 2015.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nFun to be with, laughs a lot<br \/>\nSmart as new pins, and DAMN she&#8217;s hot!<\/p>\n<p> Author notes<br \/>\nJust a contest entry, I&#8217;m damned sure I can&#8217;t answer this seriously in less<br \/>\nthan 35 years of writing &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Perfect Wife (in fifteen words) by cricketjeff on December 18, 2015.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved Fun to be with, laughs a lot Smart as new pins, and DAMN she&#8217;s hot! Author notes Just a contest entry, I&#8217;m damned sure I can&#8217;t answer this seriously in less than 35 years of writing &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9742,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-5539","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5539","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5539"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5539\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5969,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5539\/revisions\/5969"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5539"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}