{"id":5546,"date":"2023-11-26T20:25:30","date_gmt":"2023-11-26T20:25:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/?page_id=5546"},"modified":"2023-11-28T23:09:04","modified_gmt":"2023-11-28T23:09:04","slug":"the-too-too-tutu","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/the-poems\/the-too-too-tutu\/","title":{"rendered":"The Too Too Tutu"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> The Too Too Tutu<br \/>\nby cricketjeff on January 23, 2016.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved<br \/>\nHer tutu was just too too like another<br \/>\nHer rival ballerina used to use<br \/>\nSo she set off to see another brother<br \/>\nWho knew the new designs she longed to fuse<\/p>\n<p>The brother had once been a famous tailer<br \/>\n(He sewed the tails on costumes for the stage)<br \/>\nBut now he was a tailor he&#8217;d not fail her<br \/>\nHe&#8217;d craft the finest tutus of the age.<\/p>\n<p>And so he sewed and sewed till it was flawless<br \/>\nEach seam would seem to disappear from sight<br \/>\nIn it she&#8217;d float as though the stage was floorless<br \/>\nThe tutu he&#8217;d created was just right<\/p>\n<p>When she performed the audience cheered as one<br \/>\nShe won their hearts throughout a record run!<\/p>\n<p> Author notes<br \/>\nA few homophones, tutu and too too<br \/>\nKnew and new<br \/>\ntailer and tailor<br \/>\nflwless and floorless (sorry about that rich rhyme)<br \/>\nseam and seem<br \/>\none and won<br \/>\nthere&#8217;s also so and sewed<\/p>\n<p>Did I miss any?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Too Too Tutu by cricketjeff on January 23, 2016.\u00a0 \u00a9 Jeff Green, All rights reserved Her tutu was just too too like another Her rival ballerina used to use So she set off to see another brother Who knew the new designs she longed to fuse The brother had once been a famous tailer [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9742,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-5546","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5546","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5546"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5546\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5962,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5546\/revisions\/5962"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/nicewaistcoat.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5546"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}